carcinogenitals:

getting 0 notes is really embarrassing because you KNOW your followers saw your post but they just scrolled past it and didn’t do anything about it

sherwat:

chrissykilljoybitchtits:

inc-omparable:

im-fandoomed:

hitlervevo:

why the fuck cant we text the police

lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

Here in Canada you can

Here in England we just… scream and run

Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer

Here in Australia you are the murderer

Here in America we run towards the murderer yelling ‘murica

  • year is 2392
  • child: mommy i can't sleep
  • mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
  • mother: WALK INTO THE CLUB LIKE WHAT UP, I GOT A BIG COCK

galacticdad:

growing up means realizing a lot of your old friends are assholes

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